Monday 3 March 2008

Is nothing sacred????

Two highly distinctive ornaments have been stolen from a garden in the Midlands Two 3ft-high stone mushrooms!

Police say the mushrooms, which are quite heavy (no!! really?), were bought from a company in the south of England when the owners were on holiday and are not known to be made in the Midlands.

For goodness sake – where are they?

They must be found!

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